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Pigeon confused in Uttar Pradesh, but not for long.

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December 24, 2009:

By SD:

A pigeon was confused in Uttar Pradesh for a brief moment today, as it stood perched on top of a statue.

“Hey!” thought the pigeon. “Didn’t this used to be a statue of an old, bald guy with spects and a stick in one hand? Now it looks like a short, fat…woman or man, I can’t be sure, with short hair and carrying a purse for some reason. I wonder why that old statue was replaced. Wow this is crazy, things change so quickly nowadays. Ah well..”

The bird did not let the confusion dampen its spirit and proceeded to lay fresh droppings onto the statue.

“That felt kinda good”, thought the pigeon. “In fact that felt much better that it did on the bald guy. Wait till my friends hear about this!”

“Hey guys, look at this new statue, it’s the best place to empty your bowels!” shouted the pigeon to a group of passing birds. He then flew off, presumably to grace another, similar statue with that day’s breakfast.

The statue of the man or woman that left the pigeon confused for a moment

What Happened to this guy


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December 29, 2009 at 2:56 PM

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