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An Epic New Years Eve Plan

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By: Muss Anony

Location: Hyderabad

Date: December 30, 2009

The sky was covered with fag this afternoon when a friend came up with an epic New years eve plan. “Let’s go to Fusion 9 for dinner”, he said, referring to the fancy restaurant and also indicating his total loss of manliness. “I’ll book a table for 9 pm tomorrow night”, he continued, as his friend burst into fits of laughter.

“Yes, man. Sounds like a good plan. Why don’t you book a table, and we’ll meet you there in…20 years when we have wives and kids. Or maybe, us guys can hold hands and enjoy a quiet little moonlit walk by the lake, and call it a night by 11.”, said his non-fag friend, trying to belittle and insult his precious friend. “What a fag”, he added.

This irked the fag, who won the battle for his right to be called a fag last year, after he took his girlfriend for an afternoon screening of The Chronicles of Narnia – Prince Caspian. “Shut up dude. No, seriously, I’m booking a table for 8. You guys better be there.”, said the fag, who first showed glimpses of his true nature when he was the only person in his circle to support Arsenal F.C.

A Fagdom Passport.

Tatkal Passport - This gives direct and immediate access to Fagdom in all its splendour

“Hey, hey, way to get in touch with your inner fag!”, said the non-fag, and then asserted his status by spending the night throwing eggs at pedestrians from a moving car, while shouting expletives at them.


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Written by sirkapyaaz

January 2, 2010 at 3:00 PM

Posted in Society/Life

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